Getting Something to torture Kiaba with

[lunar]

Lunar cheerfully bounced into Industrial Illusions, having just smacked the guards with a giant metal baseball bat. She bounced up to the secretary and grinned. "Hias! You're new here, right! So you don't know who I am!" Lunar knew that this was a new secretary because she had 'accidentally killed the old secretary because the old secretary was way too chipper. The secretary pressed the security button. "Yes, I'm new here. and you might be?"

Lunar grinned madly at the secretary. "I'm Lunar X. Shinobi!!!!" She said, and then she took out the guards by flinging crochete needles at them. Lunar hated crocheting. it was boring, tedious, and a waste of her time. the guards crumpled to the floor. The secretary checked her 'People to be scared of' list. Lunar X Shinobi was there in big bold print. She started pressing the security button faster.

Lunar set the secretary on fire. Then she video taped the woman screaming and running for the fire extingisher. Lunar laughed and exploded the fire extinugisher. Then she got onto the elevator, and pranced into the office of pegusas's secretaries permenate office. "HIAS DID YOU MISS ME?!!!!" the secretary shrieked, and quickly opened the door for lunar to get into pegusas' office. Lunar bounced in and grinned creepily.

"HI PEGUSAS." Lunar said.

"Hello Ms. Shinobi. May I ask why you're hear." Pegusas asked. Lunar whacked him in the head with a baseball bat.

"YEPPERS. I've got buyers that want lots of your special pictures." Lunar grinned. [[shudder here. please. shudder here.]]

[Kasumi]

Kasumi had been passing Industrial Illusions and found that the guards had been killed. Out of curiousity, she walked in and saw the secretaries terrified and cowering outside Pegasus's office. Kasumi skipped inside and found Lunar and Pegasus conversing and Pegasus with a rather large bruise on his forehead.

"Hi, Lunar-chan!" Kasumi beamed. "Oh, are you torturing him? I wanna watch!" She pulled out a chair for herself and a clipboard to take notes on, then saw that Lunar seemed to be trying to get something from Pegasus. Kasumi sat the clipboard down and sat down on Pegasus's desk. "Can I help someone here?" She looked at Pegasus and Lunar, waiting to feel useful.

[lunar]

"Well, I was just getting some, interesting pictures to torture Kiaba with. But Pegusas won't. let. go." Lunar growled, pulling at the pictures. Pegusas didn't really want to give up the portfolio of pictures, since those were his best poses and he wanted to save them for people who wanted his autograph. He didn't think that Kiaba deserved to have pictures of Pegusas all over his walls.

"Sorry, Ms. Shinobi, but these belong all over MY walls." Pegusas argued, pulling them back. Lunar punched Pegusas in the head, hard, and then she smacked him with her baseball bat and continued to pull at the portfolio. " I didn't give you permission to call me that." she growled.

[Kasumi]

Kasumi snickered rather loudly and watched Pegasus get beat up by Lunar. To her, this was the kind of entertainment that needed to be more viewable on the televisions, not the fluffy cartoons that centered around educational plushie characters that sang happy songs. She scooted onto Pegasus's lap and started pulling onto his hair to help Lunar. She wanted to help Lunar get some things to torture Seto Kaiba after he denied her the honor of raiding his white jacket from his closet. The more she saw Lunar pulling on the portfolio, the harder she pulled on his hair. "Lunar, just tell me if there is anything else I can do from here that might help...being a crazy fangirl is something I'm good at, and that includes driving people crazy!" She gave a crazy smile and waited for Lunar and Pegasus to continue fighting and further entertain her...

[lunar]

"Ms. Shinobi, if you don't let go, I will arrange for a girls night out with Ms. Anzu, Ms. Mai and Ms. Serenity!" Pegusas threatened, struggling to hold onto the portfolio. Lunar glared the glare to end all glares, and then kicked pegusas in the nights, punched him in the stomach, and repeatedly hit him over the head with a spiked metal baseball bat. "who says i'd go?" she growled, and continued to beat pegusas over the head. "Kasumi-chan, if you'd like, feel free to throw a punch or kick or two in."

[Kasumi]

Kasumi looked at Lunar as she jumped off Pegasus's lap just in time to avoid being hit by Lunar's rage. She looked from Pegasus, to Lunar, to the portfolio... to Lunar, to Pegasus, to the portfolio..."Hm..."She thought.

Without hesitation, Kasumi rushed in and broke Pegasus's hand that was holding the portfolio. She smiled when Pegasus let out a grunt of pain and she held the portfolio over her head. "Now, Maxamillion, can't you and Lunar come to some kind of agreement over this or something?" Kasumi urged. "If you can't come to an agreement," Kasumi shoved the portfolio down her shirt, "Then I'll just take these and spread them all over Bakura's room and then put some pics in Atem's fridge where his Pepsis supposed to be. Does anyone know what happens when Atem thinks that he has been robbed of his Pepsi?" Kasumi stood between the two and refused to let them fight until she had her answer, while giving each of them a flick to the forehead to gain their attention.

[lunar]

Lunar contemplated it. "OMG, KASUMI, THAT'S BRILLIANT. We can jack some things from Bakura and steal Atem's pepsi and leave these pictures, which are signed, in the item's place!!!! Pegusas gets blamed, I get pepsi, and you get more of Bakura's stuff!!!!!! IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!!" She squealed. Pegusas glared.

"HEY, I'M RIGHT HERE!!!" He argued. Lunar knocked him out with a punch to the temples.

[Kasumi]

Kasumi smiled really wide and then walked over to Pegasus's unconscious body; which was sprawled out on the floor face-up. She knelt down while having one of her Shakespeare-inspired moments. "Farewell, sweet prince, may your journey carry you on the backs of sparrows." She pushed back his hair from his forehead and kissed the center of his forehead. Seeing Lunar looking at her with a confused expression, she quickly got up and added, "I just felt so bad of him, but he had it coming I suppose." Kasumi then took out the portfolio, stuffing one photo into her skirt pocket and hoping no one would notice, and handed the portfolio to Lunar. "Just remember, Lunar-chan, it was MY idea and MY brilliance! You sooooooo owe me one!" She beamed again and waited for Lunar's response...then adding "and look! I got his wallet...and it has his Platinum Card! Whoa!"

[lunar]

Lunar nodded. "of course. That's why you get all of Bakura-san's stuff." Then Lunar grinned. "You can always buy a lot of REALLY un-pegusas like things with that card. It would be so funny to show Kiaba a print out of a purchase of 3423 cans of whipped cream on pegusas' card. Of course, I'd be creeped out."

[Kasumi]

Kasumi just started laughing her head off at Lunar's response. "Why didn't I say that myself? That was almost as brilliant as what I had said about the pics! Oh, and I want more than just Bakura's stuff...much more..." Kasumi still was rolling side to side on the floor laughing while thinking of her really long list of things she had wanted as rewards from people. She was really beginning to idolize Lunar and wanted to someday have Lunar look at her and consider her as a mentee. Lunar would be such a great mentor...'Now,' she thought, 'What number on the list would be enough to cover this idea?'