Getting Something to torture Kiaba with

[lunar]

Lunar began to think of the other various disturbing items that she can buy using Pegusas' card to completely freak out pegusas. "We could always make copies so that you can get more of Bakura's stuff." Lunar said, wondering just how much stuff Kasumi could steal from Bakura. "hmmmm. To add to Pegusas' pain, we could empty a can of pepsi and put it in pegusas' hand, so when Atem comes, it really looks like pegusas stole it! and we can leave a pair of Bakura's pants in his other hand, and take a picture of Pegusas holding the pants and spread them all over town!" Lunar squee-ed.

[Kasumi]

Kasumi stood up and nodded to Lunar. "Sounds good to me," she chirped. "What about instead of Bakura's pants, we use Kaiba's AND Marik's pants? It would be twice as hilarious!" Kasumi began looking through Pegasus's wallet more closely and found his check book. Raising her eyebrows, she handed the check book to Lunar and squeaked, "Take a look at his most recent purchase..."

[lunar]

Lunar raised her eyebrows."....well, that's... creepy to say the least." Lunar spent a few minutes trying to dispell any mental image. "...well, let's hope the pink maid's outfit is not for him. let's just hope. because that, is more disturbing than that one time Bakura-san and Marik-sama got drunk and decided to perform ' Bringing Sexy Back' for everyone." Lunar shuddered. "and that, was creepy beyond all reason."

[Kasumi]

Kasumi thought about the pink maid outfit and looked at the size on the receipt. It was stated as being a medium...too small for Pegasus. She kept a list in her head of everyone on Pegasus's staff and she knew that none of them would fit it...did he have a secret woman on the staff she didn't know? Impossible. Kasumi then froze as she remembered that one night a the bar when she was half-drunk out of her mind...and Pegasus was ordering drinks for her...and had her sign something..."NO! It can't be..." Kasumi shuddered. "No way in hell would I ever agree to work for him..." Kasumi couldn't remember what the paper she signed was for, but she assumed it probably had something to do with the maid outfit in her size Pegasus purchased. "Lunar, you don't think that Pegasus was hiring any more maids recently...as of last week?" Then Kasumi remembered what Lunar had commented on earlier. "I cannot believe I wasn't there for the performance of Marik and Bakura! You don't happen to have that thing on tape, do you?" Kasumi jumped on Pegasus's desk and was jumping up and down awaiting Lunar's responses.

[lunar]

Lunar handed Kasumi a tape with a grin. " I always carry one around." Then she nodded. "It would be likely that Pegusas could've been hiring last week, I took out nearly all of his staff, both here and at his house, on a little rampage. But his maid's usually wear yellow, not pink. Unless he hired a special rank maid. He usually hires special maids to clean his card collection and his room and bathroom and such. " Lunar shuddered. "I pity those women. Truly, I do."

[Kasumi]

Kasumi anxiously stuffed the tape inside her purse and jumped off the desk in a gymnast fashion. Landing in a victory pose, she then decided to regrettably tell Lunar about the night when she thinks she might have signed up to be on Pegasus's staff.

"Lunar," Kasumi said in a sullen fashion, "I know everyone thinks that I'm not really a drinker like Marik and everything, but I have a situation that I think you'd better sympathize me for.

"You see, I started my second job as a bartender down at Drinks and Demons bar down the road and have been working night shifts practically every night. I recall this one night nearly ten days ago as if it were yesterday." Kasumi breathed deeply and recalled the night. "It was about midnight and I was forced to work until the other guy took over for the next shift. I was cleaning a glass off and I heard someone come in and slump into a booth on the far side of the room. I walked over to take his order and discovered it was none other than Maximilian Pegasus.

"I asked him for his order and then saw that he looked really depressed about something. Seeing the guy for the next shift stroll in and take the position at the bar, I strolled over to him and told him to be very wary about Pegasus. When I was about to leave, Pegasus beckoned me over and I started drinking and talking with him." Kasumi's eyes seemed to go all distant as she struggled to recall in more detail.

"All I can remember about the conversation was that it had something to do with him asking my favorite color, measurements, and having me sign my name on an off-white paper...I woke up in my dorm room and still wearing my uniform, but with about one thousand more dollar bills than I had in there previously...I had assumed that it was my pay for the bar-tending, but now I think it could have been an advanced paycheck..."

Kasumi shivered and looked at Pegasus's unconscious form. She knew that she was more than likely his new pink maid and she did realize that he'd pay much better than the bar-tending job...Still, why did he want HER? Kasumi tilted her head in thought and plopped back on the desk's edge, swinging her feet in the air and sighing; waiting to see if Lunar was going to offer her pity, advice, or both.

[lunar]

Lunar struggled to choke back a laughing fit, but she kept as straight a face as humanly possible, and patted Kasumi's back in sympathy. "Do what I do when you have an unwanted job. Spike the employers drink for the entire term of work, so you don't actually have to do the work. That's what I did when Ryou tricked me into psycho-sitting Bakura-san. I just knocked out Ryou and gave Bakura a bazooka." Lunar said, remembering that rather interesting three weeks.

[Kasumi]

Kasumi thought about what Bakura would do with a bazooka and no hikari to pester him. She held back a rather forceful giggle as she imagined Bakura blowing up the Card Shop...Domino High...the Pharaoh's house...

"Must have been quite an easy gig," Kasumi murmured. "Still, we're not talking about a psychotic yami whom we can entertain with a simple weapon. We're talking about a creepy Maximilian Pegasus whom has his maids do 'special' chores and are not allowed to tell anyone why their pay is much more than the other workers...I'm worried. If Marik and Bakura can get drunk and try cornering me while they're wasted, imagine what Pegasus might do."

Then she said her next phrase in a whisper to avoid anyone except Lunar to hear. "I'm not entirely convinced he's gay...he's got to be at least 5% straight-" Kasumi hushed her voice as she saw Pegasus waking up and feeling him grab her by the ankle rather tightly. She threw the wallet and Platinum Card beside his opposite hand in hopes that he'd think he had dropped them. Pegasus looked up at her and started to speak.

[lunar]

Lunar dropped a paperweight on pegusas' head, knocking him out yet again, she picked up the wallet and removed it's contents. Then she shoved some napkins in it, and hid it in his back pocket, while shuddering. "Well then, drug him with some sort of memory killing drug. Try, Zanex. It's an anti anxiety medication. He'll have the same mental capacity as a 3 month old." Lunar said.

[Kasumi]

Kasumi grinned and nodded, while removing Pegasus's hand from her ankle. The medication would work, but it would be risky...probably should put it in his usual red wine he has at every meal.

"Great idea, Lunar...now what?" Kasumi asked while looking at the wallet, the portfolio, and an unconscious Maximilian Pegasus.