Post by lunar on May 15, 2007 18:29:25 GMT -5
Name:Professor Lunar X. Shinobi. [[make fun of my last name and die. X is for Xarxza]]
Age:22
Gender:female
Grade: Professor of Torture
Appearance: Lunar is about 5 feet, 9 inches, and she usually stands about 6 feet, 1 inch because of the 4 inch tall poots, high heels, stilletos, or she's standing on foot stool. She has long black waist length hair, on which she uses about 800 different hair products in order to keep her hair soft and smooth and not so frizzy that it looks like she's been electrocuted. Although she does think being electrocuted is funny. She has average sized blue eyes with just a hint of red in the right light. Think a dark blue sapphire reflecting the red of a ruby. or the dark blue ocean tinted with fresh blood. Her smile is always there, but unlike most kind, gentle smiles, hers is sadistic and crazy. Her ears are slightly pointed, but not so much as to be noticeable. She's got average length arms, and long legs. Her fingers are long and elegant, and if she wasn't so psycotic and frightening, she could be a piano player.
Personality: There's one word that can describe all of Lunar's personality traits as a whole, and that word is crazy. Lunar is bizarre in all meanings of the word. She's sadistic, and enjoys nothing more than watching someone slowly suffer until they die. She's inventive, always finding new ways to hurt someone. Lunar could be called evil, since she contains many of the qualities that makes one a villan, such as crazyiness, no problem with hurting other people, and sadism, but she doesn't really give a flying monkey what anyone thinks of her. She has several abnormal obsessions, including blood, pain, screams, tears, the colors black and red, and chocolate chip cookies.
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Bio: She went to Bakura and Marik's original psycho school, which was held in Bakura's basement when Ryou wasn't looking. She's a licensed psycho. She volunteered to teach when Bakura and Marik decided to turn duel academy into a massive school for psychos. She REALLY shouldn't be allowed on the streets. In fact, when her hikari can manage to lock her up Lunar isn't allowed on the streets. or in the city. or anywhere within a 10042.27485 mile radius of any civilization. Which is kinda a good thing because she's the reason that LA's population went down by half 8 years ago.
She enjoys manipulating people, like using the pharoah's addiction to pepsi to destroy a city. One time she used that very technique to wipe out half of LA. That's one of her tatics. using people's obsessions to wipe out massive amounts of land. Which is why her hikari REALLY doesn't like her having friends with mental problems like scitzohprenia, MPD, multipersonality disoder or Cookiephobia. Why? Cause she likes to chase people down that have cookiephobia with cookies. She's seriously one taco short of a combo platter.
She teaches Torture Prep, Mental Torture AP, Phsyical torture AP, and Advanced Torture AP. She also teaches an all girl class entitled 'Manipulation.' However, she also allowes REALLY pathetic uke-boys in that class. *coughcoughsycough* She likes to unleash her students on unsuspecting groups of people, watching as her students get people to do amazing stupid, dangerous things such as setting themselves on fire or calling a big tough gang member ugly. Then she sits back with her studnets and laughs as the people either burn to death or get beat to death by the gang member, who, which has nothing to do with anything, was afraid of lunar because of something known only as the 'YOU TALK ABOUT IT AND THE PURPLEPUFF GANG SHOOTS YOU.' which always makes lunar point out, why are they called the purplepuff game? then she says the dude next to her said it.
Lunar is on a first name basis with the men in white, and often calls them on her students, just because she thinks it's funny when the men in white chase her students around with giant needles. After all, watching Bob and Joe chase some random Ra around was downright hilarious. oh, and just in case anyones wondering, Bob's new daughter Jilia is doing great. Lunar's thinking of teaching her a few lessons. 'hint hint cough cough'
Other: Was once kicked out of LA for blowing it up.... 22 consecutive times.
Once killed 2394823 people, and blamed in on the phaorah.
Got the pharoah thrown in jail due to previous statement.
Is no longer allowed in the chips ahoy factory. and not for hurting people.
Is no longer allowed in the oreo factory. not because she killed half the workers either.
Roleplay sample:
Lunar peeked through a door in the Academy and watched a really boring professor babble something about math. Lunar put her hand on the ear phones she was wearing.
"Bakura-san, Marik-san, I've found my class room." She said into the mike. Then she burst through the doors, and punched the professor hard in the neck. She placed her foot between his shoulder blades, and grinned at the class maliciously, while surverying them. There seemed to be at least 300 targets, er, students, dividied into three groups, Red for slyfer, Yellow for Ra, and Blue for Oblisk. Most of them looked freaked out then some random woman had just viciously attacked their teacher, and now she was giving them this look that so didn't say 'hi, let's all be happy and nice and friendly.' Some of the students really didn't care, I mean, after all, some random woman and just totally interupted their lecture, so they were happy to not be working. The remaining 3 or 5 students were about 3 seconds closet to cracking up at the fact that their professor just got his ass kicked in one hit, and by a girl to make things worse.
"Hello Kiddies. My name's Lunar Shinobi. you'll be adressing me as either Ms. Lunar or Professor Lunar. You call me Ms. Shinobi and I'll kill you. I'll be teaching you the fine art of torture any questions?" She said. The students expressions were, in Lunar's opinion, kodak worthy. The ones that had been freaked out, where now even more unnerved, and for good reason. That woman had not only knocked out their teacher and taken over the classroom, but she threatened to kill them, and to top it all off, she was saying she was going to teach them torture. Torture! As in hurting other people in order to, gain information or laugh at the or something. The ones that didn't care, were now slightly unnerved because the crazy woman that had taken over the classroom had threatened to kill them. and the 3 to 5 that had been close to laughing, decided that this was going to be the awesomest year ever, and then they began laughing.
" I see that we do have some nutcases here, but I didn't ask for anyone to start laughing evilly. That's not my class. It's Bakura-sans. I think. I asked if there were any questions. Now are there any freakin' questions, or not?" Lunar stared at a class with a 'you have 5 seconds or else' look. One of the 'omg she's gonna kill us all' students shakily raised their hand. Lunar examined the student. It was an Oblisk blue, with spiky red hair tied up in a short pony tail. He had green eyes and was shivering with fright.
"yes?" Lunar said, waiting for any excuse to kick the crap out of the student. He seemed to sense his new teachers animosity, because he squirmed nervously.
"u-u-u-um, what about dueling? I mean, this is duel academy." He asked, then closed his eyes and waiting for the excrutiating pain that was sure to pound into his skull and send him on a first class trip to the nurses office. Or worse, the graveyard.
"Well, I teach torture. another professor teaches Shadow game duels. So, in other words, Don't talk to me about dueling because that's not the subject I teach and if you dare ask me about it I'll kick your freakin ass and If I do bring it up you will say NOTHING about me saying that I don't teach it. Ya got me?" The entire class, minus the 3 to 5 nuts, was throughly frightened by their new, not exactly sane teacher. They all nodded uniformly, and they all bore the same look of 'omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, and i thought the last teacher was bad' look.
Age:22
Gender:female
Grade: Professor of Torture
Appearance: Lunar is about 5 feet, 9 inches, and she usually stands about 6 feet, 1 inch because of the 4 inch tall poots, high heels, stilletos, or she's standing on foot stool. She has long black waist length hair, on which she uses about 800 different hair products in order to keep her hair soft and smooth and not so frizzy that it looks like she's been electrocuted. Although she does think being electrocuted is funny. She has average sized blue eyes with just a hint of red in the right light. Think a dark blue sapphire reflecting the red of a ruby. or the dark blue ocean tinted with fresh blood. Her smile is always there, but unlike most kind, gentle smiles, hers is sadistic and crazy. Her ears are slightly pointed, but not so much as to be noticeable. She's got average length arms, and long legs. Her fingers are long and elegant, and if she wasn't so psycotic and frightening, she could be a piano player.
Personality: There's one word that can describe all of Lunar's personality traits as a whole, and that word is crazy. Lunar is bizarre in all meanings of the word. She's sadistic, and enjoys nothing more than watching someone slowly suffer until they die. She's inventive, always finding new ways to hurt someone. Lunar could be called evil, since she contains many of the qualities that makes one a villan, such as crazyiness, no problem with hurting other people, and sadism, but she doesn't really give a flying monkey what anyone thinks of her. She has several abnormal obsessions, including blood, pain, screams, tears, the colors black and red, and chocolate chip cookies.
Picture:
Bio: She went to Bakura and Marik's original psycho school, which was held in Bakura's basement when Ryou wasn't looking. She's a licensed psycho. She volunteered to teach when Bakura and Marik decided to turn duel academy into a massive school for psychos. She REALLY shouldn't be allowed on the streets. In fact, when her hikari can manage to lock her up Lunar isn't allowed on the streets. or in the city. or anywhere within a 10042.27485 mile radius of any civilization. Which is kinda a good thing because she's the reason that LA's population went down by half 8 years ago.
She enjoys manipulating people, like using the pharoah's addiction to pepsi to destroy a city. One time she used that very technique to wipe out half of LA. That's one of her tatics. using people's obsessions to wipe out massive amounts of land. Which is why her hikari REALLY doesn't like her having friends with mental problems like scitzohprenia, MPD, multipersonality disoder or Cookiephobia. Why? Cause she likes to chase people down that have cookiephobia with cookies. She's seriously one taco short of a combo platter.
She teaches Torture Prep, Mental Torture AP, Phsyical torture AP, and Advanced Torture AP. She also teaches an all girl class entitled 'Manipulation.' However, she also allowes REALLY pathetic uke-boys in that class. *coughcoughsycough* She likes to unleash her students on unsuspecting groups of people, watching as her students get people to do amazing stupid, dangerous things such as setting themselves on fire or calling a big tough gang member ugly. Then she sits back with her studnets and laughs as the people either burn to death or get beat to death by the gang member, who, which has nothing to do with anything, was afraid of lunar because of something known only as the 'YOU TALK ABOUT IT AND THE PURPLEPUFF GANG SHOOTS YOU.' which always makes lunar point out, why are they called the purplepuff game? then she says the dude next to her said it.
Lunar is on a first name basis with the men in white, and often calls them on her students, just because she thinks it's funny when the men in white chase her students around with giant needles. After all, watching Bob and Joe chase some random Ra around was downright hilarious. oh, and just in case anyones wondering, Bob's new daughter Jilia is doing great. Lunar's thinking of teaching her a few lessons. 'hint hint cough cough'
Other: Was once kicked out of LA for blowing it up.... 22 consecutive times.
Once killed 2394823 people, and blamed in on the phaorah.
Got the pharoah thrown in jail due to previous statement.
Is no longer allowed in the chips ahoy factory. and not for hurting people.
Is no longer allowed in the oreo factory. not because she killed half the workers either.
Roleplay sample:
Lunar peeked through a door in the Academy and watched a really boring professor babble something about math. Lunar put her hand on the ear phones she was wearing.
"Bakura-san, Marik-san, I've found my class room." She said into the mike. Then she burst through the doors, and punched the professor hard in the neck. She placed her foot between his shoulder blades, and grinned at the class maliciously, while surverying them. There seemed to be at least 300 targets, er, students, dividied into three groups, Red for slyfer, Yellow for Ra, and Blue for Oblisk. Most of them looked freaked out then some random woman had just viciously attacked their teacher, and now she was giving them this look that so didn't say 'hi, let's all be happy and nice and friendly.' Some of the students really didn't care, I mean, after all, some random woman and just totally interupted their lecture, so they were happy to not be working. The remaining 3 or 5 students were about 3 seconds closet to cracking up at the fact that their professor just got his ass kicked in one hit, and by a girl to make things worse.
"Hello Kiddies. My name's Lunar Shinobi. you'll be adressing me as either Ms. Lunar or Professor Lunar. You call me Ms. Shinobi and I'll kill you. I'll be teaching you the fine art of torture any questions?" She said. The students expressions were, in Lunar's opinion, kodak worthy. The ones that had been freaked out, where now even more unnerved, and for good reason. That woman had not only knocked out their teacher and taken over the classroom, but she threatened to kill them, and to top it all off, she was saying she was going to teach them torture. Torture! As in hurting other people in order to, gain information or laugh at the or something. The ones that didn't care, were now slightly unnerved because the crazy woman that had taken over the classroom had threatened to kill them. and the 3 to 5 that had been close to laughing, decided that this was going to be the awesomest year ever, and then they began laughing.
" I see that we do have some nutcases here, but I didn't ask for anyone to start laughing evilly. That's not my class. It's Bakura-sans. I think. I asked if there were any questions. Now are there any freakin' questions, or not?" Lunar stared at a class with a 'you have 5 seconds or else' look. One of the 'omg she's gonna kill us all' students shakily raised their hand. Lunar examined the student. It was an Oblisk blue, with spiky red hair tied up in a short pony tail. He had green eyes and was shivering with fright.
"yes?" Lunar said, waiting for any excuse to kick the crap out of the student. He seemed to sense his new teachers animosity, because he squirmed nervously.
"u-u-u-um, what about dueling? I mean, this is duel academy." He asked, then closed his eyes and waiting for the excrutiating pain that was sure to pound into his skull and send him on a first class trip to the nurses office. Or worse, the graveyard.
"Well, I teach torture. another professor teaches Shadow game duels. So, in other words, Don't talk to me about dueling because that's not the subject I teach and if you dare ask me about it I'll kick your freakin ass and If I do bring it up you will say NOTHING about me saying that I don't teach it. Ya got me?" The entire class, minus the 3 to 5 nuts, was throughly frightened by their new, not exactly sane teacher. They all nodded uniformly, and they all bore the same look of 'omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, and i thought the last teacher was bad' look.
