Rules To Duel Correctly, Yugioh Yaoi Style

[Nyx]

I had found this in a random search I had done for some YuGiOh characters birthdays.
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Rules To Duel Correctly, Yugioh Yaoi Style

Rule 1: grope or be groped, or both.
Rule 2: skirts are required if your male.
Rule 3: Underwear is optional
Rule 4: Lube is required? The seme is always prepared with lube.
Rule 5: nudity is mandatory after first 5 minutes
Rule 6: Bring lots of candy.
Rule 7: No sugar free crap
Rule 8: videotaping is recommended
Rule 9: Banana's are not good substitutes
Rule 10: treat uke with respect by buying genuine leather restraints.
Rule 11: Screaming is optional too, but beware the next door neighbors. (from a story I read about Bakura and Yami Bakura. ^^)
Rule 12: when giving uke time to recover, run to the fridge for food for play
Note: Strawberries make good play food. Chocolate to...and whip cream...*hentaish grin* oh, and don't forget pocky!
Rule 13: Beware of hyper yamis with knives
Rule 14: Yami's hair is not waterproof
Rule 15: for ukes are not equipped with handle bars, use with caution.
Rule 16: Semes may experience random fetishes
Rule 17: honey may NOT be used as a lube substitute
Rule 18: Glue too
Rule 19: fangirls not advised
Rule 20: Beware, fangirls may not obey Rule 19
Rule 21: spectators do not act as an aphrodisiac, unless you are Yami Bakura
Rule 22: Beware of Authoresses and their Brain Storm
Rule 23: plot bunnies may be hazardous to health
Rule 24: Where there is plot bunnies, You'll find Pegasus
Rule 25: do NOT borrow alchohol from Pegasus
Rule 26: Don't get in the car when Bakura's driver, whether he's sober or drunk
Rule 27: when bonking in school locker room, make sure no one else is present
Rule 28: Before using the bathroom with your uke between classes, make sure to lock it behind you
Rule 29: footplay or oral in lunchroom is not recommended
Rule 30: plan outings ahead or time or get stuck waiting for your uke to finish work
Rule 31: when bonking on work desk of uke, make sure to turn off vidphone.
Rule 32: small does not always equal 'small'
Rule 33: Semes will always find a place when the urge comes
Rule 34: ukes are sexy in sun dresses, especially without underwear.

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