Hey to all of my minions out at the Psycho School I am administering! Bow before the awesome might of Master Marik! Mwah hahahaha haha ha!!! *coughs* Anyways, I am putting up this notice on a very important and awesome matter.
Due to the connection at my authoress's place *glares at Kat* her site accesses can be traced and her rents have threatened to shut her comp for the rest of the summer. Now, this leaves Master Marik in a big hole. I need to make sure the school is well attended to, but I, The King Of The Shadows, am not able to do this duty. Thusly, I shall have myself, Nyx, Kasumi, and our new friend Aiko off on a small vacation to take over Asia until roughly mid-August. I shall send an email out to you minions upon my return, so do not fret!
In my awesome and unfortunate absence, I leave the school and all of my minions in the hands of my favorite canine female: Miss Dayarana Jaycee Foxx. She shall be the temporary admin for this school until I return. Again, an email shall be sent upon my return so my minions can return to me and report how they spent their summer vacation. BRING SOMETHING INTERESTING FOR MASTER MARIK TO GRADE YOU ON FOR AN EARLY FALL ENTRANCE SCORE!!!
*clears throat* Miss Foxx will be keeping you all in line and shall keep me in the loop if any of you misbehave the orders of misbehaving! Take a note of my return date and make sure to be there... because I EXPECT to be welcomed back by all my minions in a big way! MASTER MARIK DECREES IT!!! *laughs maniacally and jumps out window and into Kasumi's convertible as they speed off into the sunset*
Dance, my minions, DANCE! Minions are fun to control...Oh no! The voices want me to destroy you for not exalting me! Press 'Exalt' Now!!! Love it, Embrace it, FEAR IT!!!